Clunge

The word 'Clunge' is a combination between 'Clit', 'Minge' and 'Cunt' - and is a british slang word for the female genitalia.

Tyrone: "I was so deep in her freshly shaven clunge I was snorkeling bruv!"

Can also be used to describe girls in general.

Jamal: "Alie, there was clunge everywhere I couldn't choose!"

pussy minge beef curtains clunge

by KimmyT January 25, 2010

clong

The hybrid penis/clitoris found on sexually maldeveloped females. Derived from clit/schlong. See also mung.

"Did you see the size of that hermaphro's clong?"
"Yeah dude, that whores totally getting a mungin'"

by Ryan Gardner October 6, 2004

clone fight

In video games, when both players(or the player and the computer), use the same character.

Gamer One: You're using Brad Wong too?

Gamer Two: Yup. Looks like we have ourselves a little clone fight.

by Tomtheevilclown September 28, 2008

clogget

When you masturbate a lot and then sometime when you pee the jizz gets built up and and starts turning kind of black and then you pee and it goes in like 3 or 4 different ways.

Person 1: Dude, sometimes it sucks that I masturbate too much
person 2: why is that?
Person 1: because then the jizz hardens up and you get a clogget

by AG #uno baller January 26, 2010

Clonemy

Clone + Enemy. A hater that still realizes that deep down, your all kinds of awesome (which is why they hate you), but they decide to copy everything you do and still hate you at the same time.

I wore this awesome and really unique shirt (nobody else at the time had it) to the club last week, but Mike was there (a hater). He talks crap about me all the time. Next week I went, Mike was wearing the same shirt. He's such a Clonemy

by Headcircus December 3, 2010

Clunge Hoover

A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.

Wow! Look at all those women he's pulling! His clunge hoover is definately working tonight!

by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011

Clunge on toast

A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.

Alex: Did you give her some last night?
Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast.

by clungewriter November 6, 2011