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Clitoral

{Adverb/Adjective/Noun} When a process or object is made unnecessarily complicated. Something that should be simple is: hard to find, not easy to use, or hard to figure out because someone designed it to be better but instead, made it suck for everyone. Things/objects (buttons/ latches/locks/people) can be clitoral if they are way more complicated than they should be. A function or process can be clitoral if it takes way too many steps and/or youtube videos to figure it out.
If i knew how clitoral this new software was gonna be , i woulda never bought it. Sh***t....This new remote was supposed to make life easier- not more clitoral!? The way they pass bills in congress is like..... f*cking clitoral...
by MoneyBitetheRapper July 27, 2020
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Clitry clapry

When you clap her pussy so hard that when you cum her pussy egg burst!
I destroyed her Clitry Clapry
by jake_from_the_pussy_farm January 6, 2021
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clitoris

the large half sphirical shaped part inside the vagina and up where the g-spot is triggered from but requires alot of pressure on the inside walls of the vagina

ie. if girl on girl two fist in and tickle with the thumbs does the trick. may cause her to feel like she needs to pee really badly right before the g-spot climax.

definition by : xEyeless
"you know your a man when u find her clitoris"
by xEyeless September 8, 2021
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Clitortoise

The act of inserting a turtle into your vagina for sexual stimulation. Bonus points for snapping turtles.
Tried to fuck Sharon the other night, but she had a clitortoise up there.
by 52punisher52 September 23, 2019
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Oscillating Clitoris Disorder

Otherwise known as OCD. A medical disorder prevalent in females and luckier transsexuals, whereby the clitoris oscillates (moves across one-dimension) of its own accord. Two variations of the disorder exist, horizontal and vertical OCD though the vertical OCD is much rarer and generally (i.e. 78.3% of cases) affects russian teenagers (the remaining being split between Israeli-Palestinian mixed race women and Romany gypsies). As yet, no cause has been determined, nor has the trigger of OCD events but sufferers coming within 100m of Julio Iglesias will often experience extreme symptoms. No cure has been found but the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder Foundation exists to seek a remedy to this disturbing ailment, the patron of this charity is Noel Edmonds.
Katie: "I think you just got a text."
Hannah: "No, I just have Oscillating Clitoris Disorder."
by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 8, 2010
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clitoris

goofus; one who screws up.
Ray is a goofus. He gave his email URL as sbbcglobal.net when submitting his def for clitoris.
by Raymund David December 15, 2008
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clitoris

1. the fictional body part which is supposedly the source of female sexual excitemenht, as propagated by popular urban myth
2. the biological equivalent on the female body to the male penis, which enlarges with sexual arousal
(1) Clitoris? What's that?

(2) The clitoris, when engorged with blood, is easily located at the apex of the labia minora.
by 1337 d00d July 12, 2005
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