Smithfield Cleanser

When you take a water can from your truck, secure the nozzle in your asshole, and give yourself a good colon cleansing.

"Gave myself a good Smithfield Cleanser the other day and I tell ya man I feel great! Yall should give it a try"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

bell cleaner

a person who likes to lick bellends clean

yo bro look theres a bell cleaner eww

by cumlickinhobo5 August 6, 2019

Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

Wife cleaner.

A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.

"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"

"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."

by Bens Da da March 14, 2020

Organ Cleanser

Somebody who fucks someone else so strong his all insides are cleansed.

Guy 1: "Yo how was it with Rebecca?"
Guy 2: "I fucking organ cleansed her ass so bad that I ended up in jail"
Guy 1: "dude your'e a fucking organ cleanser"

by Moshik Moshik The Dick January 14, 2021

Rug Cleaner

A all new machine just about ready to urinate bleach on your beautiful 250 year old Persian Rug.

The Rug Cleaner will urinate bleach into any nearby Fortnite Kid's mouth.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021