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Lad 2: It was all flairy bantics
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Lad 1: I think you'll find, its clanter.
Lad 2: It was all flairy bantics
Lad 3: Top quality banter.
Lad 1: I think you'll find, its clanter.
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Get the Clanker mug.A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.
Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*
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Did Margaret Cho tell a single joke during that performance? Her entire show was just left-wing clapter.
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