Claudistische Nackenfotze

Wenn dein Arbeitgeber oder dein Kunde dich fragt, warum sie statt dir nicht einfach Claude nehmen.

"Mein Chef hat mir heute so eine claudistische Nackenfotze verpasst."
A: "Unser Kunde hat schon wieder gedroht uns mit Claude zu ersetzen."
B: "Tja, eine klassische claudistische Nackenfotze."

by kawaiiotta March 1, 2026

Claudia Sulewski

A gorgeous and smart woman, that everybody would love as friend. She's famous for her youtube channel and her cosmetic brand. She's also a great actress

Claudia Sulewski directed music videos for Finneas

by yvlyana June 20, 2025

Clauditorium

An auditorium that belongs to someone named Claudia. Such as the balcony in the studio of the British TV show "Strictly Come Dancing", where Claudia Winkleman interviews the dancers.

After receiving the judges' comment, the dancing pair made its way up to the Clauditorium.

by BenWyss October 1, 2025

Claudia Pina

A fucking midget that bitches your favorite defenders on a terrifying night of fut champs. Costs you 15 controllers per week and makes you ragequit.

Gavin: I just got scored on by Claudia Pina for the 67th fucking time this weekend I’m 2-9 now

by Palem December 1, 2025

Claudia Sheinbaum

Claudia Sheinbaum - born 24 June 1962) is a Mexican politician, energy and climate change scientist, and academic who is the 66th & current president of Mexico since October 2024. She is the first woman & the first Jewish person to hold the office.A member of the National Regeneration Movement (Morena), she previously served as Head of Government of Mexico City from 2018 to 2023. In 2025, Forbes ranked Sheinbaum as the 5th most powerful woman in the world .

Claudia Sheinbaum it the 66th President of Mexico

Incumbent

Assumed office: 1 , October 2024

Preceded by: Andrés Manuel López Obrador

Head of Government of Mexico City In office
5 December 2018 – 16 June 2023

BornClaudia Sheinbaum Pardo
24 , June 1962

Mexico City, Mexico

PartyNational Regeneration Movement (since 2014)Other politicalaffiliations:
Party of the Democratic Revolution (1989–2014)

Spouses

Carlos Ímaz Gispert

(m. 1987; div. 2016)
Jesús María Tarriba
(m. 2023)

Children:2

Parents:
Carlos Sheinbaum Yoselevitz (father)Annie Pardo Cemo (mother)

Education:
National Autonomous University of Mexico (BS, MS, PhD)

Scientific career: FieldsEnergy conservation, energy policy, sustainable development

Institutions:
National Autonomous University of Mexico

by Blu_leef December 15, 2025

Lord_Claudius

A closeted Argentinian man who believes the falklands rightly belongs to Argentina, spends 2/3 of his time researching the French marechal Joachim Murat and his phat ass, and the beloved former leader of a napoleonic lego neapolitan army from June 2020 to September 2023.

hey mane claudius is retiring, his opinions doesn't matter

ill miss lord_claudius

I would post the images here, but I've been banned from their disk, for saying "Puta Espana" in EI chat
Just a disclaimer: Lord_Claudius does not approve the actions suggested above. Viewer discretion advised.

by AverageClaudEnjoyer September 27, 2023

Prime Claudia

A girl you can never get over who was lowk mid from middle school

Ian: Yo i bagged prime claudia

Bingleberg: Bro who gaf

Ian: I bagged prime claudia tho
Bingleberg: AND BRO💔

by typeshizzle March 29, 2025