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Napoleonic Complex 

An insanity that usually affects people of small stature. People with napoleonic complex are easily intimidated by tall, muscular people. To make themselves feel 'bigger', they in turn pick on taller, muscular people.

Also called Short Man Syndrome.

Napoleonic Complex was named after the french emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, who overcompensated for his short stature by waging war, often for no reason (???). French people seem to be the main victims of this condition, as Nicolas Sarkozy appears to have it as well.
Angie, who was 6 feet tall at the age of 12, was frequently made fun of by pretty much everyone under the height of 4'11''. to make the most of the situation, she informed the shorties that their anger wasn't their fault, they were simply victims of the Napoleonic Complex.
Napoleonic Complex by --thirteen-- September 15, 2009

Napoleonic bullying 

A form of bullying where everyone else is the bully and you are the righteous. Napoleonic bullying isn't considered true bullying, it is what many would consider socially acceptable bullying. Napoleonic bullying is not always committed by short folks.
Napoleonic bully- I call out bitch ass bullies when I see em, you're the bully not me.
Other kid-There's people who will laugh at your shit, every now and then one of them will stand up to you though, even if it doesn't happen to you much. Your Napoleonic bullying is showing.

Napoleon's Bakery 

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.
Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot
Napoleon's Bakery by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Napoleon Bronaparte

Napoleon Bronaparte by Brohero June 14, 2010

Napoleon kill 

(noun) Predicting something will end badly. Alternatively, a person who is thinking something will end badly. Similar to a buzz kill.

The origin is a pun on the name the famous American personal-success author Napoleon Hill ("Think and Grow Rich"). One of Mr. Hill's biggest beliefs was that ideas can become reality and for this reason you should try to eliminate all bad or critical thinking from your thoughts.
Him: "Dude, I'd buy an iPad, but all I'll end up doing is dropping it."

Her: "You're such a Napoleon kill!"
Napoleon kill by b1-66er January 13, 2011

napoleon lesbian 

A microlabel for queer activists fighting against anti-LGBT and anti-queer rhetoric. The three colors of their flag represents their goals.
Brown - POC representation, activism, and inclusion.
White - LGBT inclusion of every kind, especially trusting other queers' labels.
Pink - Celebration of pink, femme, and lesbians.
Person A: "Napoleon lesbian? Don't you mean Neapolitan?"
Person B: "No. I mean Napoleon."