Chronomasturbation

Masturbation through time

He used to make a chronomasturbation

by jojovz March 12, 2019

Chromosomes

Something you are short two of.

Boi, you have like 52 extra chromosomes or somethin.

by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019

Chronousing

The act of consuming your semen, usually seen amongst beta males, coomers ,ifunnyers, people who skip leg day, and Todd Howard

Yeah whenever my eggs aren’t salty enough I just chronous on them

Whenever I cant find my cumsock I just pop a chronous

“Yo watch this trick I learned”
“Yoooo this guy just 360 noscoped a chronous”
Chronousing helps keep you nourished. 9/10 doctors agree

by Theytookthenamechad:( December 3, 2019

Chromosomite

The Chromosomite is a word to define someone that has an Extra Chromosome/Was born with an Extra Chromosome, such as people with Trisomy. (Down Syndrome)

Look at this guy over there, he sure look like a Chromosomite!

by Saarlan December 19, 2019

Chrono virus

When you turn up to a cycling time trial and perform appallingly, then generate list of excuses in your head as you roll back from the finish to the race HQ, but cannot think of any so blame it on a cold you might have had recently.

"Pete that was a shit performance"

"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"

"What the fuck are heavy legs?"

"Dunno, gfgi"

by Davetherave2 March 13, 2020

Chronotector

Armure d'un Pallasite, garde du corps de Pallas, ennemie jurée d'Athéna, une divinité grecque dans Saint Seiya Omega.

Kiki du Bélier a complètement réduite en poussière la Chronotector de Dioné du Fouet.

by Lilashy May 26, 2020

Chromosexual

Sexual Down Syndrome. Someone whom has little to no talent at clapping cheeks.

Girl one: "How was Evan in the sack?"

Girl two: "Chromosexual"

by Bendan Blakdanovic September 16, 2020