2 definitions by The speed-loading stapler

coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.

Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!

by The speed-loading stapler May 20, 2019

Chromosomes

Something you are short two of.

Boi, you have like 52 extra chromosomes or somethin.

by The speed-loading stapler May 20, 2019