Chalking the Nose Cue

The act of being so into a 69, your nose enters her rectum, causing a brown rub on your nose tip...

"Dude, Christine had me so into 69ing with her last night, I didn't realize how much I got into her; I chalked my nose cue..."
"Mark, that is REALLY Chalking the Nose Cue}, it's still there! WASH YOUR FACE!!!"

by DirtyMark27 December 11, 2017

Charmin

Slang for a plus sized woman, stemming from the "ultra soft" toilet paper product.

Brad has never dated a woman with a dress size below 16. Brad likes his girls Charmin.

by youthCulture January 22, 2018

Clarking

It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.

Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!

"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.

by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018

Charmin

someone who is super super soft just like charmin ultra soft toilet paper

Hey Joey, how soft is Brandon?

Hes Charmin!!

by BigDHeller2 June 14, 2018

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

carking

The act of one male undressing in his car in a public car park for the sole purpose of attracting another male

Dale parked at morrison’s and started carking, brian was impressed

by Skippy645321 August 24, 2018

Charinksma

One special individual with uniquely compelling attractiveness or divinely conferred presence that inspires devotion in others. Especially cats.

"Damn what is it about her, must be her charinksma or something."

"Grow some fucking charinksma, man"

by Dr Vincent Buranahiran October 13, 2018