Definitions by Ultimax75

Charmin Dick 

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

Charmin Dick by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018