Cancerslug

THE MOST VILE BAND IN THE WORLD

Cancerslug will eat you alive

by Burning Again September 26, 2010

Cancer

Something that my mom told me I have but I still don’t know what it is..

I have cancer

by Gonefortea March 5, 2021

ice cube's chance in hell

There is no way something is going to happen

You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!

by Pudekcuf December 22, 2008

Chance

1. LUCK
2. Awsome name for awsome kids

1. It's all up to chance.
2. Chance is one cool kid

by Mr. Chance May 6, 2006

prostate cancer

a horrible disease that kills many wonderful people. <3

Person A-you were diagnosed with prostate cancer?
Person B- yep
Person A-I'm so sorry

by ominominai February 10, 2010

Cancer

- Any of various malignant neoplasms characterized by the proliferation of anaplastic cells that tend to invade surrounding tissue and metastasize to new body sites.

- The pathological condition characterized by such growths.
A pernicious, spreading evil.

- A term often used as an insult when referring to someone who is a pathelogical source of trouble and discord within a group. Sadly, this word is usually used as an insult when the moron looking to talk trash about another person, and just can't come up with anything more original. See skippy mcnipplehead, hag, clannie, chickenshit, and the queen.

Use one and two: "How sad, did you hear about George? He was diagnosed with cancer."

Use three: "I'm taking measures to make sure that this crap doesn't happen anymore. I usually try to stay out of it, but I've hit my limit. Now it's my turn. Remove the cancer...then and only then can the healing begin. We'll be ok."

To which a proper response would be...

"Hell, If we're "CANCER", then ya'll are "AIDS", because at least we only destroy ourselves... you people destroy each other."

by The Cancer Coven November 22, 2004

canceriffic

Positive superlative form of cancerous. Formed from the combination of the words cancerous and terrific. This adjective is used to describe objects or events that are entertaining, yet potentially cancer inducing.

These glow-in-the-dark curtains are canceriffic.

I spend an hour in the presence of canceriffic go-kart fumes.

by Flocons De Mais April 18, 2005