CESMS

"Can everyone see my screen" - the question asked after a person screenshares, followed by awkward silence and nodding from others that usually goes undetected due to screen sharing, which consequently causes more awkwardness.

*shares screen*
"CESMS?"
*the longest silence known to mankind*
"awkward laugh ...okay let's get started"

by greendinos December 12, 2023

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Ceramdata

Ceramdata is a term which refers to someone who has terrible phone data—terrible enough that voices sound like robots

Person 1: Hey, you guys sound like, you have really robotic voices
Person 2: Geez, you must have Ceramdata

by Safamid January 15, 2024

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Cesar

Once in a blue moon you will stumble across a diamond in the form of someone that will change you forever. Cesar's are that diamond. There's a high chance you will meet a Cesar in a very unique, & wholesome way. They come into your life when you're least expecting it, & you will form an instant infatuating connection to them. Their personality is infectious, & addicting to be around. Some may find them to be crude, or even mean. But their obnoxious outbursts of silly banter & bullying hold no real depth. Under the surface they are the kindest, most loving, & loyal souls you will ever encounter. They are very reserved & personal people, with guarded emotions & a lack of trust. To be loved by a Cesar is to be loved unconditionally, purely, & eternally. Cesar's tend to have low self esteem in regards to their physical appearance. Yet to the outside eye, they are breath takingly attractive. Cesar's are protectors, leaders, & have away of bringing divided people together. You may easily find yourself opening up to a Cesar. They create a space that feels warm & welcoming. There are vast pool of words that can describe a Cesar. Funny, ratty, cute, kind, thoughtful, short, sweet, attractive, loyal, patient, respectful, bully, positive, alpha, helpful, and so on. Cesar's are well rounded individuals with ambition, & a means to make their dreams come true. If you've found yourself a Cesar, never let them go. For they are one of life's greatest gifts, & most valuable treasures.

I just met Cesar, he's an amazing person!

Whoa you're friends with Cesar?! You're so lucky!!

That's Cesar for you, always goofing around.

by RussianDwarfHamster January 30, 2024

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