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Candle

Putting a joint in the middle of the bowl. You smoke down the joint and finish the bowl. High level: there's like intergalactic slo-mo
Joey - You want to smoke a candle?
DeDe - Uh...what?
Joey - Just wait.
*creates candle by making bowl and joint and filling weed around joint in bowl* *light joint*
(Might have to pull a little harder on joint)
by Deedsbee May 29, 2017
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candle lighting

Let me do some candle lighting.
by Lil’Bandit November 14, 2017
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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.
Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.
by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
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Votive candle

Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
That is my votive candle definition and story.
by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018
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Candle

THC concentrate aka Wax

when you hit up your weed guy, and need wax but you know the government is listening, you tell him you need a candel.
Hey Doug, can I get a candle?
by y2gennaro May 10, 2018
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Candle cock

Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.
I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.
by DonAdrianoDeArmando May 25, 2016
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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