Mom Card

When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.

Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....

by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016

Buffalo Card

Every man born with 2 buffalo cards and you lose a buffalo card every time you have sex with a fat girl.

“You fucked Emily? Ew, that’s a buffalo card bro.”

by SuPapiChulo July 2, 2021

report card

something you dont want your mom to see

i hope my mom doesnt see my report card

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

Thank You Card

An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.

It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.

by Spin Douglass November 2, 2010

play the Santa card

When an adult tries to influence a child's behavior by telling them that Santa Claus is watching.

The kids I was babysitting were so incorrigible I had to play the Santa card.

by Grace Hicks December 5, 2012

seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card

the cursed reverse card
if you run out of seiscientos sesenta y cinco reverse cards, do NOT use a seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card. instead use a seiscientos sesenta y siete reverse card.

you: *uses a seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card*
you: *summons a demon*
you: oh no

by BenSav March 16, 2021

Caid

Sexy and hot and fun to hang out with, gets all the girls

Look at Caid over their he's so sexy and hot

by Yes is yes July 26, 2016