doobie cough 

The fits of coughing you get after taking a nice long drag from the devils cabbage.

Bro this dank herb is giving me some bad doobie cough.

doobie cough by diggle whisper June 16, 2017

batty cough 

A batty cough means a fart.

Batty means bum and you cough so put it together and it is a batty cough, which is a fat.

i just batty coughed

batty cough by Emdog_ October 26, 2017

pre-cough swallow

Refers to where you feel a cough coming on while your mouth is full of food/drink, and so you hastily down the entire mouthful so that your mouth and throat will be free to expel the cough "cleanly", rather than there being a humongous "geyser" of messy stuff to go flying all over the place and disgustingly splattering everything within a several-foot radius.

I'd just swallowed a big bite of spicy-hot chili and was in the process of washing it down with a swig of cold milk when I felt an overpowering urge to choke, so I did a hasty pre-cough swallow to avoid a spluttery shower of tomato-tinted milk all over my new tablecloth.

pre-cough swallow by QuacksO August 1, 2018

Botty-Cough 

Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.

My botty-cough blew a hole in the seat

Botty-Cough by Canolaxel December 25, 2018

Trump Cough 

A derogatory term referring to COVID-19 and the president of the country who boasts the most cases and deaths of anywhere else in the world.

You didn't catch the Trump Cough while you were in the States did you? Nah, I had a test this morning.

Trump Cough by Wolfgang Kesselring June 26, 2020

Pearson cough

Person who feels weezy but is just a big jessie. Should wear a skirt and be called sally

Shit, dude has a pearson cough.

Pearson cough by anonymous October 1, 2021

Stinging Cough Drop 

Forcefully dropping a stinging turd, usually small and round but may also be liquified, while violently coughing.

Typically occurs when suffering form the flu or other virus.

That poor chap in the stall was clearly not well. The stinging cough drops were vary apparent from the sounds.

I was talking to my boss in his office when the remnants of this flu kicked in and I was coughing profusely and shat myself with a stinging cough drop at the same time. I had to waddle out and it was running down my pant leg.

Stinging Cough Drop by Dick Onchin December 8, 2021