pregnancy brain

An anecdotal mental state that overtakes women after the first couple months of pregnancy that causes even well composed women to become disorganized and forgetful beyond the any otherwise explainable state. Other than intermittent cognitive lapses, the woman is normally functional. The state is usually temporary, disappearing immediately post-natal but can recur through multiple pregnancies.
Pregnant wife: Honey! Have you seen my car keys? I can't find them.
Husband: I have not seen them but since your car is idling in the driveway I'd assume you left them in the ignition.
Pregnant wife: Grrr. I hate having pregnancy brain!
by Lucius.Fox October 17, 2013
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spaghetti brain

A state of mind where you are suffering from information overload or are in such a confused emotional state that you cant think straight

Knotty, wet and messy - you dont wanna be in that state for long, lifes too short
I just crammed all my revising for the year in one day - I know have a bad case of 'spaghetti brain.'

I have spent all day with Angela and she is just such hard work. She has given me 'spaghetti brain' thats for sure.
by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 26, 2005
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Moon brain

IQ above 5000 when you say or do something stupid
You're such a fucking Moon brain
by (.Moth.) March 24, 2021
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main brain

-noun

1. the female who gives you the best head; not necessarily the one who you’re with or who you love the most, or even who is the best in bed- just the one who gives the best fellatio.
Who Sally? Oh, she ain’t my girl, she ain't even ride dat dick too good- she just a fool wit them lips nigga. She’s my main brain.
by omnimetaversal aka T-Money March 04, 2010
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Brain cells

Something that you barely have.
You use your brain to think, but u don't have any brain cells, so it's a FUCKIN waste to explain what it FUCK it is you Dildo helicopter.
by Brain cells April 07, 2018
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Brain Fart

A sudden and involuntary (although depending on the source, not altogether unexpected) release of ignorance.
Jeff had a brain fart and locked his keys in his car (again!)
by GTOgirl July 13, 2009
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brain-power

An increasingly popular pump up song among the streamers of Twitch.tv which incites all members of Twitch Chat to exclaim in glory:
"O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA"
by L0rdSnug11es April 21, 2016
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