born a gay

Something some Christians say if they don't like homosexuals.

Ignorant Christian-You aren't born a gay! You're born again!

Me-Its been proven that you are born gay, bitch. I would chop your head off, but you think you are going to heaven and I don't want to give you the pleasure.

by holly the ginger kid. June 25, 2007

Born to be Retired

Working your entire career in boring, mundane (usually government) jobs, always dreaming about retirement. Total employment aspirations include nothing more than to putting your time in and finally retiring.

Hey, Sue, How is retirement going?
Oh, I was born to be retired!

by SueCQ March 7, 2011

Bonter

Like banter, but slightly more obscure. Often used in conversation with sarcastic undertone.

"Mate, North Korea just nuked Japan"
"Bonter"

by YungLenin September 15, 2017

Bontoop

a smelly ,stinky, ugly middle

Spencer - Hows the grave?
- Doin good blop!

-(Chris begins to become nude)-
Chris - Dingle my Bontoop

by Bontoop June 30, 2019

Ass born

If someone is acting like a real douchebag you kan call him Ass Born which is the term (derogatory) for being born through the "back door".

Tobias was screaming absolute TP shortage. It was his time to shop and therefore Christian said "Shut up Ass Born".

by Löwet January 11, 2013

Girls born after 1993

-can't cook
-mcdonalds
-charge they phone
-twerk
-be bisexual
-eat hot chip and lie

girls born after 1993 SUX!!!!!!!

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

born again

When a dwarf is rammed up an elephants ass,and the elephant shits the little bastard out.

We stole an elephant , kidnapped a "little person" ,gave the pachyderm a dose of ex lax ,shoved the dwarf up its ass , stood back and let nature take its course . The dwarf was born again.

by Bosoms Orork June 20, 2010