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sand board 

1. One of the funnest things in the universe
2. you move down sand dunes at a high speed on a board
person 1: let's go sand boarding
person 2: no thanks!
person 1: that was not a question... get your sand board

Charcuterie Board 

Millennial slang describing a highly presentable tray of drugs for communal use. These are well-organized and often accompanied by devises for consumption - metal straws, etc.
Kelby offered a wonderful charcuterie board at his brunch party.

Black Belt Board 

Member of the DOV and Minister of the clown, known for his antics and affination for the boggarts.
"yo, black belt board is coming to town for the Talking Heads show!"
Black Belt Board by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

tap n' board 

tap is a acronym for tongue, ass, penis. the sexual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner's entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). Then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a penis and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will butt-fuck the shit out of him). after this portion of the sexual transaction, the female partner "boards" the male partner. the tap n' board is complete when the male partner "seals the envelop".

*disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast.
yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny - did your bitch tap n' board you last night?

she may or may not have...
tap n' board by -----tap-- February 21, 2010

Chore Board 

A definitive list of the "Who's Who" in hook-ups. Created by stupid skanks at a Colorado hippie commune.
After receiving multiple donkey punches, the girls developed the Chore Board. They now deserve multiple Sloppy Biffles.
Chore Board by passion partier April 23, 2009

Bam margera message board 

The BMMB is a very addicting place to go. There are alot of assholes there.
I hate/love it there.