BlemPhesemiatity

Nick Bergaus Penis has been reaserched and is said to be the biggest thickest dick in the planet he has hard rock abs as well

You Know you wish Blemphesemiatity would happen to xander and sean

by bigyogibear March 21, 2010

bloments

n. blonde moments

-how many bloments do you have in one day?
-what are bloments?!
-you idiot! BLONDE MOMENTS!

by sweetsss3 March 27, 2011

Blampire

a mixture of bat and octopus in which smells like cheese.

What's that smell? Oh my gosh it's a blampire!!

by Blampire101 December 10, 2011

Blombe

A blonde bombshell squished together like Bradgenlina. Definitely a dumb blonde!

She is so stupid! What a blombe!

by toejam March 5, 2012

blimpse

sneaky peek of a bit of blimpse side boob

girl wearing a shirt with buttons undone, revealing a little bit more than she expected, giving us a blimpse

by kennymandingo April 9, 2012

blomedy

A comedy film featuring a largely black cast whose target audience is comprised mostly of black people or white teenagers who think they're thug.

"Have you seen 'Think Like A Man?'"
"Nah, that shit's a blomedy!"

by crim13 September 23, 2012

Blimpotence

A fat guy who can't get it up (get an erection).

"Whoa, that drunk chubby guy over there probably suffers from blimpotence". He's no Ron Jeremy!".

by Angry Wolverine November 27, 2012