Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.
I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.
by VickersVagina March 29, 2010
An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.
by tkover9000 November 23, 2014
by j forshizzleness March 25, 2005
A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.
by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019
Dude I love performing the Tokyo Sand Blaster on my girfriend. Conan did, so why can't I?
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something
by adynamitefella November 10, 2010
A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.
Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.
Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"
Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"
by Ronaldanogo November 11, 2010
by Monty April 01, 2005