bible camp

The best place to go for a week in summer. Seriously. Regardless of whether you actually believe in god.
1.You can meet druggies. And satanists. And you can get drunk, and hook up with some other non-religious people.
2....or you can learn to accept christ as your savior.

Take your pick. Either way, bible camp is great.

Joe: So how was bible camp?"
Sue: "I learned how good god is!"
Mary: "I lost my virginity!"

by Vampire Ghost October 8, 2006

The bible

1. The world's best selling book. This book is a fictional story with various authors. It's protagonist is named 'God'.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.

Theist: The bible has all the answers.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.

by jfq June 20, 2008

Bible Music

Slang for and relating to pornographic material. Allows one to stay inconspicuous when speaking of the afore topic.

"I have 6.7GB of bible music."

by Rob Hallock March 8, 2004

The Bible

A book used to control the masses with a false threat and reward system.
See: George W. Bush, mind control

Do what your told like the bible teaches.

by The Kryptonian April 7, 2005

Bibletard

A person who preaches scripture that they clearly do not understand and have no business reciting.

The other day some Bibletards knocked on my door and chatted shit for ages. I had to correct the Bibletards on a number of things they'd interpreted wrongly.

by Arcca-Daton December 20, 2009

bialek

The ailment of having "no neck"

Dude... did you see the bialek on that guy? he looks like Uncle Fester!

by Baron008 January 25, 2011

Bible Hugger

Someone who carries the bible with them, reads it or say they read it, but does not quote it properly or in the right context.

That bible hugger wouldn't know Jesus if he was carrying his crucifix down main street.

by Silence369 January 9, 2008