Endless Bummer

When sufers experience a prolonged period of little to no
waves in a certain locale. Pun on the famous surfing video
Endless Summer.

Brad: Where the fuck are the waves dude?
Joe: I know dude, Endless Bummer!

by TheBlackList January 26, 2010

hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").

I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!

by prairiefire June 12, 2010

Birthday Bummer

Someone who ruined another's birthday

Shelby the birthday bummer

by Turd 12380 February 23, 2013

Couch bummer

lazy person
Loves to be unproductive

My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days

by Unproductive, lazy September 15, 2018

Bump bummer

Individual who hangs around only to bum a bump from a person

Frank hangs out with Jane only to be a bump bummer not a real friend.

by simplybeauitful December 15, 2019

The Bammer

A name saved and reserved for only the Greek God Theseus, allowing everyone to realize he could and will ban you with no mercy ever !

Theseus is The Bammer

by Etho Bot March 7, 2020

phone bummer

A person who is always on his/her phone

And pays no attention to anyone else .

“You’re such a phone Bummer !!” Your never off your phone !!

by BadMotherTrucker22 November 27, 2022