The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
Get the Bench Hansonmug. He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
Get the Bench Hansonmug. A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015
Get the tool benchmug. Used in text conversation to indicate you don't have time to reply to a message and are 'benching' it but will come back to it later.
by Sopohie November 14, 2021
Get the Benchesmug. by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017
Get the Bench penismug. by Tonto King May 3, 2022
Get the Gaff benchmug. by Justthisonce4321234 December 17, 2015
Get the bench clearing brawlmug.