Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day

Every April 14th, you can legally beat up a Wobber/Bomper and they legally can not fight back.

Person 1: Jax is such a wobber, I'm going to beat his ass one day
Person 2: Good thing it's Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day!
Person 1: Awesome!

by mwmwmwwmwwmwwmmwwmwwmw April 14, 2022

Ain't no thang just a bumper

Used when your girl backs up into something but doesn't care about her vehicle.

"You backed up into a tractor??!"
"Ain't no thang just a bumper, lol"

by MsBA September 28, 2021

bumper humper

A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.

See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.

by dan gemmtinte March 20, 2006

Bumper Kit

a girl's ass

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

bumpers

voluptuous buns

Chris longed to touch her bumpers.

by swedeheart April 24, 2011

bumper-bully

One who drives closely on another's bumper to intimidate such that the closely followed/bumper-bullied will change lanes (from fast lane to slow) to enable the subsequent bumper-bullying of those in front of him/her who might be merely driving the speed limit.

Bob was enjoying his coffee on his commute to Denver from Fort Collins, and though he was driving the maximum speed limit his rear-view and side mirrors served him a constant reminder of a SUV bumper-bullying him to change lanes.

by leech-gatherer December 14, 2010

Bamper

A typical wuss or pussy...

That white girl Shelby a bamper for not twerking tho

by MeestaMasta November 11, 2013