behemith

A giant, large, or oversized man. can also be described as BIG, or beastly.

I was standing on the sidewalk, and all of a sudden i was approaced by some BEHEMITH OF A MAN and was placed in a berlap sack and beaten til' I was blue in the face.

by Nick March 30, 2005

behind

(preposition) Because of, due to, as a result of — especially when describing the negative consequences of a misstep.

This usage marks a sharp linguistic divergence along ethnic lines: integral to ebonics and related dialects, unrecognized in any white vernacular.

The judge give Nyquilla 30 days behind that foolishness with her babydaddy.

by Big Gus Dickus May 22, 2008

behind the door

someone is "behind the door" when they only have a simple understanding of a situation, a person is ignorant or oblivious to the full meaning of a situation or is naive. Often used when talking about sexual meanings or situations.

"I don't think he understands"
"Yeh, he's a bit behind the door"

by Paul Barry Knowles May 28, 2008

Behaving British

The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."

by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016

Beheading

To have the tip of a males genitalia removed.

I heard Chris got a good beheading.

by Dub is a streamer October 24, 2017

noam behavior

when someone thinks the world revolves around them, gets mad at you over nothing and then blocks you, acting like you’re the bad guy <3

A: “he saw my story and wrote a whole paragraph ranting, when it wasn’t even about him. then he blocked me before i could even respond!”
G: “classic noam behavior”

by sweetenergv March 15, 2022

Standard Lesbian Behavior

Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.

Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:

-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats

-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.

-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez

there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all

by Molly F April 26, 2013