Wise old man: So what did you do last night
Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk
Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk
by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011
Get the Bartender in the bedroom mug.The act of masturbating on the hosts pillow during a party. After which someone passes out in the bed and wakes up with messy sticky cum covered hair.
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A term used for a female that allows herself to be used for sexual favors by another woman's boyfriend/husband.
by nik nik 26 August 20, 2010
Get the Bedbroken mug.Bedricing, invented of the Scottish Isle of Mull in April 2011, is the action of a male poking the right boobie of a female with his index finger in a swift, yet concise motion.
In order for a 'bedrice' to be succesful, the given female must fully accept the action and not react in a violent manner, whilst the male must succesfully claim to have bedriced her and announce it to any given audience.
The word 'bedricing' is not currently an acceptable word to use in Scrabble or the Scrabble App for the iPhone.
In order for a 'bedrice' to be succesful, the given female must fully accept the action and not react in a violent manner, whilst the male must succesfully claim to have bedriced her and announce it to any given audience.
The word 'bedricing' is not currently an acceptable word to use in Scrabble or the Scrabble App for the iPhone.
"I saw Toby last night"
"Really, how was he?"
"Fine, he spent the whole night bedricing that Imogen girl he's been seeing"
Nick bedriced Paula.
Man, if that chick is sat in a prime bedricing position.
"Really, how was he?"
"Fine, he spent the whole night bedricing that Imogen girl he's been seeing"
Nick bedriced Paula.
Man, if that chick is sat in a prime bedricing position.
by Julian Ng May 19, 2011
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(noun)
A person who was, at one point, a live-in boy/girlfriend who, due to one thing or another, has become an ex-boy/girlfriend. Due to the recession and price of housing, this person continues to share a bed with you as it is far far cheaper than finding a place of their own.
This situation is commonly found in twenty-somethings who have split up whilst cohabiting.
This relationship dynamic rarely involves sex, but is more comfortable than a "normal" friendship.
(noun)
A person who was, at one point, a live-in boy/girlfriend who, due to one thing or another, has become an ex-boy/girlfriend. Due to the recession and price of housing, this person continues to share a bed with you as it is far far cheaper than finding a place of their own.
This situation is commonly found in twenty-somethings who have split up whilst cohabiting.
This relationship dynamic rarely involves sex, but is more comfortable than a "normal" friendship.
Guy number one: Hey, guy number two, how are things with your girlfriend?
Guy number two: Oh she's not my girlfriend any more, we're bedfriends now.
Guy number two: Oh she's not my girlfriend any more, we're bedfriends now.
by jonnyxbrainless March 18, 2009
Get the bedfriend mug.When you wake up early enough to do something, but stay in bed and pretend to be asleep in order avoid doing so.
Using a bed to procrastinate
Using a bed to procrastinate
Guy 1: "Man, I woke up way to early this morning, it was 8:30 and I couldn't sleep!
Guy 2: "So did you finally do your homework then?"
Guy 1: "No, I bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping"
Guy 2: "So did you finally do your homework then?"
Guy 1: "No, I bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping"
by micky-J07 November 24, 2007
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