Beat Cave

A physical space enclosed by blankets and sheets used to house one's self during the act of masturbation.

Don't go into Johnson's room, he's in the beat cave.

by bmn20000 April 23, 2009

beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:

1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.

by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011

sneak-a-beat

When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.

I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.

by jimmy haynes March 1, 2009

Juicy beat

to express ones good experience after intimacy or masturbation.

"Damn... she was a juicy beat"
Or
"wow ... that was a juicy beat"

by Project_2209 January 14, 2019

Beat Raped

When a dancer anticipates the dropping of the beat at the usual time, only to be thrown off when it drops a beat or two later.

Jack was way ahead in the World Air Guitar championships, until he got Beat Raped halfway through.

by Seamus Fitzrobert August 26, 2009

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 2, 2003

Beat Navy

USMA slang. Euphenism for the act of masterbation. Can also substitute pretty much any other college in place of Annapolis i.e. "Beat Air Force!" or "Beat Texas!"

P - "Beat Navy, Sir!"
F - "Don't forget to wash your hands."

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P - "Man, I barely have enough time to do homework, let alone Beat Navy every now and then."

by Mavrck October 16, 2008