Bartophilia

The process of strolling of a Ramblas, walkplatz, or pedestrian only area and having low rent prostitutes grab your balls front of your wives or girlfriends.

Man we left the club with Shayna and Starr and these two hookers latched onto my unit. It was the worst bartophilia attack ever!

by sbaines April 28, 2009

Batoodie

A buttocks

Coco Puffs and Coco Pebbles can go all chocolatey crazy on their batoodies.

by NOT MY NAME!!! July 14, 2009

Barstool

A girl with long sexy legs

she is 3/4 leg like a barstool.

Maaate check out that blonde...
which one?
the barstool mate

ohhhh whoa nice

by .:Bunni:. March 1, 2010

bargooning

The action of being outlandish during the intake of alcohol.

I'm straight bargooning when I have spare time.

It is pay day son, I'm bargooning tonight.

by DJRICDAROC May 12, 2010

Baftoon

A rare crossbreed of a Baboon, a Buffoon and a Looney Toon. Said to have originated some time in the 1960s when Walt Disney went on safari in Africa and smuggled a baboon home to his studios. Around the same period, Tom Cruise was born.

Sub species of a Baftard

Also used as a derogatory term for Scientologist

"I have to get a rabies shot because a Baftoon bit me"

by E*Rock October 21, 2010

Barooroo

A "barooroo" is an animal that is extremely lazy. Although this term is mostly used for dogs it can also be used for any living thing including humans. If a human is a "barooroo" then he/she probably sleeps most of the time or takes the easy way out of situations.

freind: hey bro! do you want to go study for our book reports?

barooroo: no, im just going to watch the movie for my book. and then sleep until dinner.

freind: dude! its worth like 50% of our grade for this semester.

barooroo: i dont care.

by bonsai boy December 8, 2010

baroozing

Browsing and shopping while in a motor vehicle

Lee went baroozing in the drive-thru party factory.

by rankyj January 16, 2011