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Anticibation

The act of self gratification , while anxiously awaiting a sexual encounter , when you're just so horny that you can't wait to get off .
"When you just can't wait , Anticibate !"

"Anticibation , it's making me .........Fuck it! , I ain't waitin'.......!

"Bill just couldn't wait to get home from work , he knew he was getting laid when he got home , he was overwhelmed with such anticibation that he had to "rub one out" on the way home ."

"Jason was supposed to go out with Judy last night , but when I walked into the apartment , he was still there ........Anticibating ........ !!!!

"Sonya called me and said to meet her for dinner , but told me she would "make me" dessert . She said she was so excited that she was going to see me that she had to "crank one off" ........ she's such an anticibator ."

"I couldn't wait until she came over ...... I just had to anticibate !"
by JonBoy Walnut December 31, 2007
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anticipissed

adjective: to be very annoyed or angry about a situation before it occurs.
Dude, my girl is anticipissed because she thinks I am going to ditch out on her birthday dinner.
by R.Chid December 24, 2010
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anticum

When somebody makes an orgasm face and noise but because of something bad
Jane: Dude I smelled that cheesedick and I totally anticummed
by tyrionsrighthand69420 April 26, 2019
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Anti-Mason Party

The first third part in Amirican history established during the early 1800s roughly around time of Andrew Jackson's Administration. They were a group opposed to the Mason secret society that seemed to have a strong grip on American politics at the time. They died out quickly.
Don't blame me, I voted anti-mason.
by Ron_Thornbrash July 15, 2008
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anti-pimp

a man or a woman who protects someone from a prostitutes pimp for avoiding paying.
You gonna call your pimp? Go ahead, my anti-pimp is on his way.
by tobaccoforrester October 26, 2009
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Annichen

Annichen means shining as bright or brighter than the sun!
Girl 1: Oh that girl is so happy today! it is just like she is shining!
Girl 2: Yeah! She is just like Annichen.
by SuperBurritoSupreme December 3, 2009
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anti-research grenade

noun /ˈæn.ti-rɪˈsɜːtʃ grəˈneɪd/

An object thrown at a person to distract them from the important research they should be doing.

An anti-research grenade should be something irresistibly interesting to a person. It is usually tailored to the persons specific interests. For example you may toss a small puzzle to a fan of riddles and games, or you may toss a light saber pen to a fan of Star Wars.

The victim must be doing research at the time of deployment, or the anti-research grenade will be ineffective.

A successful anti-research grenade should render the victim completely unable to perform any sort of productive activity.

An anti-research grenade is not something that the victim will be forced to spend time on, such as an open container of spaghetti. It should be something that the victim will willingly choose to spend time on so that the blame for their inactivity will ultimately fall upon the victim.
I threw a toy car with magnets on the bottom at Aaron and yelled, "anti-research grenade!" It was super effective.
by T-mix September 20, 2011
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