affair

something that destroys people's lives and something you should always refrain from having because you will realize eventually how stupid it was

He had an affair with her best friend, and when she found out about it, she instantly divorced him and they never talked again.

by pbfn4ever-51 August 6, 2011

textual affair

To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.

Man1: My wife left me
Man2: Why?
Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll
Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence

by NKryptiD October 1, 2007

LOVE N AFFECTION

Term used by the hit group 'BASICNINE'.

Hey fam, love n affection!

by BASICNINE May 2, 2017

Affordable Success

Term used to con people into buying cheap and easy businesses, education, and or prostitutes.

Tim: I went to Fort Hays State University because the brochure said it was Affordable Success

Allen: Oh ya how did that turn out.

Tim: Well I work at this Mcdonald's So i got that going for me, which is nice.

by Sellalotapuss October 8, 2009

gender affirming care

Euphemism for puberty blockers given to underage children for non legitimate gender dysphoria.

Gender affirming care should be immoral, amoral and illegal. Oh and not to mention anti religion and anti biology.

by Sexydimma August 24, 2022

affirmatory

A slang proclamation of agreement or confirmation. It is normally verbalized as a stand-alone word when a slang is called for, similar to the use of "yup". A speaker will prefer "affirmatory" to "yup" when he or she does not want to pronounce the "p", which is more disruptive to breathing.

"Affirmatory" - Jason S.

Unintended use: "I say, with regard to your inquiry, affirmatory"

by Scott J. March 19, 2006

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004