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textual affair
To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.
Man1: My wife left me
Man2: Why?
Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll
Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence
by NKryptiD September 16, 2007
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sleep
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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