zero-day

warez'ed software, usually, that's distributed really quickly, perhaps even on the official software release date or before.

Come into this chan for hot zero-day xdcc bots!

by schmiddy September 22, 2003

sprite zero

it is a product of the coca cola company that is pure semen mixed with water. thats all it is. nasty.

i drank some sprite zero and it tasted goood.

by dyan83875 June 8, 2009

brown zero

anus, sphincter, ballon knot, leather cheerio.

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

OR

Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

OR

To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.

by Total Penetration May 31, 2005

zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006

Patient Zero

That unknown mysterious colleague who comes into the office, sneezes every 5 mins, spreads a ton of nasty ass bacteria that eventually has half the office calling in sick the following day.

Matt: Geez Alice, you have been chain sneezing for the last 15 mins, Are you okay?
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.

by methradeth October 10, 2019

Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.

Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.

by doubledew December 13, 2010

Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.

Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?

by acerengland February 18, 2021