Wanger

sexual intercourse

My boyfriend gave me some good wanger last night.

by Cynthia September 28, 2003

tit in a wringer

This is the last survivor of one of many "Haven't heard anything like that since Grandma (Grandpa) ..." expressions that used to mean someone was overdramatizing their problems. Implied the person commented on was acting like a whiny old person. "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny got her tit caught in the wringer" was what you'd say when, e.g., a coworkers spent the morning complaining about someone having taken the last cup of coffee and not making a fresh pot.

"And everyone forgot to tell me that Awards Day is next week! Why doesn't anyone ever tell me? Doesn't anyone care ...." etc.

(whispered to friend) "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny caught her tit in a wringer."

(Alternatives that once were common) "Haven't heard anything like that since someone put a cherry bomb in Grandpa's truss."

"Haven't heard anything like that since Granny sat on the toilet plunger."

"Haven't heard anything like that since Grandpa got a turd stuck sideways."

by old lang guy September 18, 2008

Pusse-Wanger

A smelly dog, that smells other dogs up the anial hole.

When my dog went to some other ass-wholes dog and smelled his anial whole
I yellped "YOU PUSSE-WANGER!!!"

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Wrangler

A man who cannot get fully hard but still attemps to fuck like a stalion. More often than not "wrangler" will be in his early to mid 40's and normally found at a bar trying to pick up 20 something women and throwing his tab around like a football.

I got drunk at the local pub, met a guy, thought he was taking me home to fuck and I got wrangled instead.

by flounder May 30, 2005

Atomic Wrangler

You know ass-less chaps? Well how about strappin' on a pair of dick-less Wranglers as well as a girl who ain't afraid to scream "YEEHAWW!" while she gives you the ride of your life. Bomb that pussy.

Hot babe - "Whoo cowboy, my vagina hurts so bad!"
Wrangler wearin' dude - "That's cuz I bombed that pussy with an Atomic Wrangler!"

by Professor CuddleBottoms October 27, 2010

retard wrangler

a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.

I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.

by Leanne May 28, 2003

Data Wrangler

A software developer / database administrator responsible for OLAP tools. Reports to a dumbass junior VPs of Sales, not the IT or IS people. Usually a low-paid consultant. Generates stupid reports for stupid people.

The data wrangler wants us to put another joint-key index on the sold_items table. Dumbass, doesn't he know that slows down inserts?

by javaman May 12, 2004