When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
by yeah April 13, 2003
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A disease similar to Verbal Diarrhea (even though they spelt it wrong!) however instead of being unable to shup, the victim is unable to start talking, and cannot construct coherent words or phrases.
Letty-poo: I..... u.. h ..... ... ei.... h ......hs.....
Beccy-poo: dude, u have a serious case of verbal constipation
Beccy-poo: dude, u have a serious case of verbal constipation
by beccy-poo July 28, 2004
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kya: omg is that vera she’s so pretty i heard she’s rly nice no wonder she has so many friends.
bella: omg i know just look at her she looks so sweet.
bella: omg i know just look at her she looks so sweet.
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by -Drakken March 13, 2004
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"Life's too short to listen to this crap. Hopefully i'll accidentally learn enough to pass via verbal osmosis."
by sike moda November 16, 2009
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