UNCLE TONY

To kick open a restroom door, and then begin to fuck any poor bystander in the ass, while assuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex

Mike was taking a piss at Joshua Huddy's brewery when that man came in and gave him an uncle tony!!

by dont mess with ray February 10, 2004

undefined social life

1. The idea of having a social life does not exist in the person's mind. Where the idea of having friends, the concern of not having friends and dating is inconceivable and is of not existence. The reason being is that person has never been predisposed to it in the first place, so the idea of not having friends does not bother him or her. In other words, take for example the Sims computer game. It's like having a sim that has no social bar on the needs indicator. By having an undefined social life, the person does not have to worry about maintaining friendships, giving gifts, working out relationships,losing, nor betraying friends. Because the person who has and undefined social life has nothing to lose. It's like dividing a number by zero when it comes to determining the number of friends an undefined social life person has.

John has never had friends; he does everything by himself. He must have an undefined social life because he is always happy doing things by himself. Whenever someone asks John if he has ever had a girlfriend, he just looks at them weird at complete and utter confusion.

by AJHM June 5, 2007

and bob's your uncle

Aussie slang term meaning "and there you go", "and then you're done", etc.

To make popsicles, just put juice in an ice tray, put a toothpick in each cell, put it in the freezer overnight, and bob's your uncle.

by korex December 29, 2003

uncle taco

Mexican-American or American-Mexican, who outwardly or a variable in choice, tries to distance themselves from their own culture or ethnicity for reason, like self-hate or shame of their own race. may associate with friends or lovers who may be only white, or other races that are`nt their own in a community, where the majority of the population is Hispanic.
will associate only with Hispanic people if they are family.

tom hides, denies or avoids situations where his friends would meet his parents. he is an uncle taco

in a trial where an innocent Hispanic man would lose everything, though the evidence pointed strongly his innocence, lisa in a group of white jurors made value judgment based on everything but the evidence in the case,
his heritage he shared with her, how he was dressed.

she is an uncle taco.

by beanerific November 7, 2010

Uncle Nelson

Uncle Nelson is the act of rape on somebody from behind while the rapist has the victim in a full nelson. Usually constituted by two males in prison.

"Don't pull any fast moves on Big George, or he'll give you the Uncle Nelson."

by Dr. Trud May 5, 2010

Uncle Jimmy Steamboat

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.

Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by pieslorde July 11, 2016

Uncle Jimmy Fingers

When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.

Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017