Table tennis

Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.

Who wants to play table tennis with me?

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

by Edward July 9, 2004

fujitsu tablet

the fujitsu tablet is the worst piece of computer ever created. the pen or "stylist" if you will never works and the touch screen technology is archaic. genuinely the worst and most un user friendly laptop ever.

hows your laptop?

awful, its a fujitsu tablet

true bro

by mcbiddy14 October 13, 2011

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I am the table is the best Metallica meme, and also James Hetfield is the best table.

by NepgearAfficionado May 5, 2022

table face

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.

Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!

by Ryan Thavi March 9, 2005

table shower

Getting a sexual massage for men ;)

“Bro I just got the best table shower , she definitely knew what she was doing lol”

by KushXDlol May 8, 2018

periodic table

Two dimensional Satan.

Nerd: The Periodic Table! The only woman who will ever love me!
Moderately socially accepted individual: Gimme your lunch money!

by Elise deLise September 13, 2006