Fujitsu

Fujitsu:
a) Ancient martial art of taking a first-rate idea and delivering it in a second-rate way.
b) War cry meaning "You're fucked"

Fujitsud: To "Fujitsu" something, to balls it up.

a) As Doc bent over awaiting the hot fudge, his friend Justin, screamed "fujitsu!!" as he thrust his fist into him.

b) Doc's parents were both attractive and intelligent having children was the obvious thing to do, but once he was born they realised they were fujitsud.

by Neversoft June 30, 2003

Fujitsu

Inspired Justine hard at work

Mag Fujitsu sa ko karun

by Jimuel January 26, 2023

Fujitsu

Chicken

My Fujitsu lays eggs

by 0@0 January 19, 2023

Fujitsu

fire-ass weed

man that is some Fujitsu weed

by fakbutcher August 06, 2003

Fujitsu

The makers of the finest air-conditioning units in the world.

I was thinking of installing a Daikin Unit in my office.

No don't do that, get a Fujitsu!

by Nik Canning August 18, 2003

fujitsu tablet

the fujitsu tablet is the worst piece of computer ever created. the pen or "stylist" if you will never works and the touch screen technology is archaic. genuinely the worst and most un user friendly laptop ever.

hows your laptop?

awful, its a fujitsu tablet

true bro

by mcbiddy14 October 13, 2011