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Fujitsu:
a) Ancient martial art of taking a first-rate idea and delivering it in a second-rate way.
b) War cry meaning "You're fucked"

Fujitsud: To "Fujitsu" something, to balls it up.
a) As Doc bent over awaiting the hot fudge, his friend Justin, screamed "fujitsu!!" as he thrust his fist into him.

b) Doc's parents were both attractive and intelligent having children was the obvious thing to do, but once he was born they realised they were fujitsud.
Fujitsu by Neversoft June 30, 2003
Words you can keep
Mag Fujitsu sa ko karun
Fujitsu by Jimuel January 25, 2023
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Fujitsu by fakbutcher August 6, 2003
The makers of the finest air-conditioning units in the world.
I was thinking of installing a Daikin Unit in my office.

No don't do that, get a Fujitsu!
Fujitsu by Nik Canning August 17, 2003

fujitsu tablet 

the fujitsu tablet is the worst piece of computer ever created. the pen or "stylist" if you will never works and the touch screen technology is archaic. genuinely the worst and most un user friendly laptop ever.
hows your laptop?

awful, its a fujitsu tablet

true bro
fujitsu tablet by mcbiddy14 October 13, 2011
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