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Turdstan

Fanatics who regularly troll, lie, photoshop and spread misinformation in order to try to gain support for Amber Heard, who was found guilty of defamation with actual malice in regards to her claims of abuse. (I.e. lying) They tend to prefer echo chambers and play victim if things aren't going their way. They have a habit of creating multiple social accounts to stalk, harrass, dox and bully anybody they deem not supportive of Amber Heard or more importantly, supporting Johnny Depp. (See Milani Cosmetics, Fenty, etc) Bad infestation on the blue bird app. It was revealed Amber Heard pooped on their bed and blamed it on the dog during a live trial.
The Turdstan wasn't even aware that Amber Heard changed the date she claimed the abuse began by a year mid-trial.

This Turdstan is really crazy! They stalked me, doxxed me and then played the victim.
by K$tty July 14, 2023
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turkazoid

A turkazoid is defined as a robotic idiot.

A person who doesn't think before they speak or act. Originated from combining the words turkey and Android.

A person who does or says something really stupid. A passive substitute for knucklehead, fuckwit, asshole, fruitcake, dipshit.
A harmless way of calling someone an idiot!
A response to a dumb question or answer.
Can also be used as a term of endearment.
"Look where ya going, ya turkazoid!"
"Wadaya want, ya turkazoid?"
"Yo turkazoid, come here!"
Seriously dude? You're a turkazoid!"
"Yo turkazoid, what's up?"
by MEMEMAN September 22, 2023
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De-Turk

The act of cleaning any smoking apparatus. After De-Turk the hands involved are often stained with the mark of the Turk.
"Hey, can you run to the store and grab some rubbing alcohol"

"Why?"

"It's time to De-Turk the bong"
by funnyman12332 December 30, 2009
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Danielle Turk

White girl who perceives herself as an African american male, commonly found rapping and "nigger dancing".
Friend: "Hey Danzo shall we go out tonight?"
Danielle Turk: "Ball so hard, this shit crazy. Ya'll don't know that shit don't phase me"
Friend: "Oh, sooo yes?"
Danielle Turk: "Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me. That shit cray. That shit cray. That shit cray."
by loveloveloveunicorns October 10, 2012
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Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.
Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.
by PandasPaw March 17, 2021
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A turds jacket

Wow, that was a turds jacket
by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021
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Nix Turk

Nix Turk is so not hot
A: did you see nix

hes so hot
B: are u insane
by housemouse14 March 27, 2023
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