turd supressor

A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.

My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.

by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

turdburglin'

In general, this is when a person is acting a fool, wildin out, or just being a straight-up buster. Needs no additional explanation, really.

I'm so sick and tired of all these clowns turdburglin' when we're trying to get some work done.

by DJKidTahoe March 27, 2010

Turd Whale

When some of your excrement is peeking out of the toilet.

Gus: Dude, i crapped a huge turd whale!!!
Zach: Did u hit it when you wiped?

by Stand Wiper December 10, 2010

Turd-Bling

Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.

After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.

by hippie2011 January 9, 2011

Turd nozzle

One who excels in areas of douchebaggery A dork of monumental proportion.

"hey, my girlfriend is such a turd nozzle!"

by Airlats September 10, 2011

Turd Glob

When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.

“I was on the toilet all morning getting rid of the turd glob brewing inside of me all night.”

by MeatMaster3 November 3, 2019

turdamisu

A problem or situation with several shitty parts to deal with. Like a tiramisu, but instead of layers of sweet dessert, it's just layers and layers of turd.

"Yes, my ex-wife wrecked her car, but that's just the first level of this turdamisu. Now she can't work, needs me to cover our kids math lessons, and I just got my hours cut back."

by Mr. Snyder April 14, 2020