All Star Turban

When an indian friend has a turban and thinks hes good at basketball

That muslim indian fat fuck is an All Star Turban

by All Star Turban November 15, 2014

Turban Stuffer

A Person who wears a Turban, mostly of the Pakistanian Race, you know the ones who smell funny.

Turban Wearer: JKHLKH KJHKJHAKHG HKLJFHK:JHA!

Me: Stfu you Turban Stuffer

by Matt February 5, 2004

urban turban

Any turban that someone decided would look better with a du rag on top of it.

"Wow, I never knew people actually wore urban turbans. Now his head looks like a wedge.

by Violaceous August 11, 2006

turangus-mo-far

weird mother fucker that comes to skool every day high! and calls him self turangus-mo-far

Seth Veller

by stu west May 2, 2003

Turbage

Technical term used to describe the tightness and symmetry of a wound headdress typically worn by Muslims.

"Here let me help you...your turbage is as wacky as a monkey's aunt"

by Dbo February 4, 2004

red-turbaned monkey

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.

"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"

by Remy11 April 28, 2006

Wet Turban

Sweaty shirt wrapped around a persons head

Wet Turban is When you are done playing football and you have a sweaty shirt, you smack it across you friends face so it wraps around his head then he gets a mouthful of sweat.

by Tyler The Wall February 19, 2009