Trek

To actively rub male genitalia over your pedo uncle

Thomas are you trekking me again, if so keep going.

by TrekkerTom January 24, 2023

Trekguy

Weird nigga that keeps getting muted for posting gay porn

Person 1: what happened to trekguy

Person 2: he got muted for posting a video of a black guy jerking off

by Funnyhat February 13, 2023

trekonomics

Da financial study of da hiking industry.

Walking is good for your health and a very popular sport, so it makes good trekonomics sense for manufacturers and accommodations-businesses to cater to da hikers in any way they can.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

tireknocker

Also called tire thumper. Used to check tire pressure but also can be used as a weapon. In some states they are illegal or require a permit.

I used my tireknocker to beat the crap out of my potential assailant

by Bkd01 April 3, 2023

Trek Bicycle

a shitty organization headquarterd in nazi germany that specizes in Road bikes, MTB, hybrids, and mainly pedophillia services. Basically Trek "bicycle" cooperation actually specializes in child molesting services or sex traffiking. Trek is most well known for their Antonsen bikes and Crazen road bikes. Their bike models named after Gamer/streamer pedophiles. The founder of Trek, who is named Crazen GD was a pedophile himself. Their road bikes are horrible and are sold at inflated prices to further attract children to fuel their main sector - child molesting and rape services.

Tom Robinson: Yo what that bike you got why it coverd in nigga cum
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.

by Boo Radley Game April 17, 2023

trreg

a twitch streamer that is a blackbeard main and plays rainbow six siege and plays with his favorite viewer "sneakgrunt"

trreg is streaming rainbow six siege

by sneakgrunt August 5, 2023

trek domane al5 gen 4

The trek domane al5 gen 4 is a super heavy "mountain" bike made from the hands of trek bicycle. Known for its cheap price the frame is made from cheap Chinese plastic that will melt in any heat above 69.420 F. The ride feeling is uncomfortable, the handlebars snap under slight pressure and the "12 speed" shifting sucks. Advertised as a "top of the range MTB" it has nothing mtb, 0mm front travel, 0mm rear travel, and rigid ass wheels so thin a fucking ant can topple the whole thing. Domane AL5 frames are also known to snap in a million pieces after running over a dust mite.

Megan: check it out!! my new domane AL5 gen 4.
Joe: yo fuck that bike, that's cheap Chinese shit
Megan rides *domane instantly melts*
Joe: told you, trek domane al5 gen 4 is cheap garbage, it is retailed in Quagmire and Giggly landfill for just 2 cents!

by Knmagor December 17, 2023