Toolery

1: A group of Tools.

2: Acting the tool

1: Ah, here comes the toolery now.

2: Stop this Toolery you idiot!

by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005

pussy trooper

A horny desperte man seeking some hot girls

dude stop jerking off you god damn pussy trooper
Some Dude I know:look at jon talk to jenny.
Me: yea i know hes such a pussy trooper

by mikeydizzlefrankenizzle June 11, 2005

toppers

The sexual act of exposing or allowing the fondling of the top half of a female, ie breasts.

That chick was only half slutty; she only gave toppers.

by Professional Cyborg December 25, 2007

twoper

noun. one who is limited to only two sexual positions, lacking creativity and flexibility. Usually, this is an ironic state of being, where one might be well equipped in beauty and brawn but unable to perform outside of usual surroundings, keeping to secure practices such as the missionary position.

I dumped that guy because he had all the goods but sadly he was a twoper.

by Poco Cornell January 18, 2008

Tooters

Slang for tits when you want to make it sound less offensive.

John: I came on her tits last night!
Jack: Whoa! Tone it down a bit!
John: Sorry, I spooted on her tooters.
Jack: That’s better, right on! *high five*

by Honkeyboy April 18, 2021

Fedora Trooper

One of several betas in a woman's harem of friend zoned "men." Usually identifiable by their pinstriped target fedora and whispy chin hairs.

"Keep white knighting that girl and you're going to end up being one of her fedora troopers bro."

by Livin4christ March 8, 2014

trans topper

Someone who got a sex change but only the top half of the body. For example, a female becoming a transtopper male will have no boobs and facial hair but still a vagina.

Logan became way more attractive after he became a trans topper

by Bothadeeznutz February 16, 2017