It Dies Today

a Has been Metalcore band

They have an absolutely amazing Metalcore CD called "The Caitliff Choir" Probably one of the best Metalcore CD's ever made. However, after loosing thie lead singer, and replacing him with a newbie, they lost all cred. Thier new CD "Sirens" is trash... i bought it cause i loved the first CD, then threw it out.... one of the best bands i had ever heard... went to shit with just one CD... so much potential!! get ur other singer back!!!

kid 1 " It dies today is soo fucking dope! "

kid 2 " yeah but the new CD is garbage "

kid 1 " tru enough, but Caitliff is good enough to listen to 100 times over!! "

Kid 2 " i think ill just listen to bleeding through instead... they still rock"

by blackie007 August 23, 2007

Toadally Awesome

#1: A gay pun made by Konami (creator of yugioh) to remind every faggoty nerd who plays yugioh to kill themselves.
#2: A derogatory term used for virgin card-playing nerds with no life who jack off to weeb shit.

I saw some faggot playing yugioh while watching weeb shit, and I told him he was Toadally Awesome!

by I Hate Angela November 20, 2016

Three toed skank

A dirty skank that lives in your grandmas cupboard and steals your valuables and your socks, then she will make it seem like your loosing things on the account of that bitch stealing everthing you own, that is why you get in trouble when you visit your grandparents

Damnit, that three toed skank swiped my last cigarette, oh well i'll walk to the store, (opening drawers) what the fuck, she took my socks, son of a BITCH

by yum yum September 26, 2006

White-Toed Becky

A stereotypical boring-ass white girl trend in collaboration with being an empty-headed, Tiktok loving, Starbucks sniffing, Tinder Twizzling, influencer injecting moron. The White-Toed Becky can be found easily up and down the UK, with standards shorter than their dresses. The WTB can be found in abundance on social media, as they watch all boring-ass white girl shit like Love Island, this is the style they try to emulate.

"John, I got myself a new girlfriend, she's a white-toed Becky"

by bhaneslake52 May 4, 2022

Brazilian Toejam

The act of cutting off your or your girlfriend's toes and seeing how many of them you can fit in her vagina.

"Hey Carly, since you're about to die anyway, wanna do a Brazilian Toejam?" "Sure, i bet only 8 will fit."

by marth vader2 January 13, 2010

Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023

Today's Music

A common rant by internet users who bitch and whine about how today's music is 'shitty'. They fail to understand that everyone's music taste is different, and that it's another fashion. The phrase 'today's music' is commonly used by middle-aged people, but the younger generations also bitch and whine.

"I can't believe this is today's music! What happened to 80s music? Or (insert dead musician here)?! I can't stand this shit, even though I can just listen to my own music on youtube videos and download them, but I wanna bitch and whine because I'm old.

I can't believe a black man's president!!"

by IReallyWantAPineapple March 8, 2010