Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere.
-Trevor Noah

Despite Clinton raising $112M, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by nikolauspschuetz May 8, 2016

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When you come out of nowhere.

Shawn talked a lot of game about how long he lasts in bed, but after a minute and a half , he had a surging Sanders situation and fell asleep leaving me totally unsatisfied.

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I was going down on him and he surged his Sanders in my eye and it hurt like hell.

by FrankSchapofWhitman May 8, 2016

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Surging Sanders

"It's when you come out of nowhere."

A reference to the U.S. 2016 presidential campaign of Bernie Sanders, an "unlikely candidate"who performed above odds and expectations.

The reference was first made as a provocative punchline on Comedy Central's The Daily Show.

This dirty joke and definition is proudly dedicated in to the inspirational tale.

My girlfriend loves Surging Sanderses, but she gets pissed whenever I do it. Double standard, much?!

Bernie Sanders 2016

by Mr.Anthropy May 8, 2016

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When you come out of nowhere

That guy sure is a surging Sanders! I was walking along, and BAM! There he was.

by refer to me as Evil Betty May 9, 2016

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"When you come/cum out of nowhere", originally referring to 2016 US presidential candidate Bernie Sanders suddenly narrowing his popularity poll gap significantly with fellow Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
(Definition popularized by Trevor Noah, host of the Daily Show, January 2016)

I was starting to go limp and thinking of pulling out, but then I suddenly performed a surging sanders, and instantly my sperm was leading in her polls!

by Leif Greane May 9, 2016

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