shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"

Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!

by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006

shizzle me timbers

Variation of shiver me timbers, the pirate phrase meaning "shake my bones." An expression of mild shock. The kind of thing you'd say if your dad stood on the table in the middle of your local Chinese restaurant and whipped out his tackle.

Person A: "I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!!"
Person B: "Shizzle me timbers, really?"

by Steezy20 December 27, 2008

timperio

a really cool motherfucker
has very large balls and ass checks but nothing in comparison to he's shwang

haaaaaayy! looooooooook at timperiooooo (must be said in slow motion)

by cockhound mcgee July 7, 2009

Shiver me timbers

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.

Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!

by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007

timberwolves

The sweetest basketball team ever, they got past the 1st and 2nd round last year and we have an owsome line-up with Trenton Hassell, Troy Hudsen, Ervin Johnson, Mad Dog Mark Madsen, the Candy Man Michael Olowokandi, the Mayor Fred Hoiberg, and welcome to Walley's World with Wally Szczerbiak; and we got the big three: Sam Cassell, Latrell Sprewell Spree, and The Kid, The Big Ticket, and reigning MVP, Kevin Garnett.

The Minneosta Timberwolves are going to be the best damn basketball team ever.

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

justin timberlake

White version of Usher

Justin Timberlake was asked if he is trying to compete with Usher if he can dance better.

by azim March 12, 2005

Tambergler

Tambergler is the fourth and final stage of a name transition that started in junior high. Long story short, it sounds like the McDonald's character the hamburglar and it fuses with parts of my name. Also it goes under the catagory fucking awesome

Hey look! It's the Tambergler *and the thumbs go up*

by Tambergler March 5, 2005