douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

frick frack tickety tack

Oh my god i am horny!

Casey: You're cute.
Erin: Do you mean like puppy cute? Or frick frack tickety tack, take off your panties?

by bostoncasey August 18, 2016

my meal ticket

The Career or Careers that will give you financial gain, the Career that will put food on your table.

Making beats is my meal ticket.

by Webster's Younger Brother March 29, 2017

lottery ticket

A baby that is born to a unsuccessfull woman "baby mama" and a very rich man.

She gave birth to her lottery ticket yesterday

by bubblez1970 January 9, 2012

ticket

Means a trip (Tab of rice paper coated in LSD). A ticka for short.

"Do you have any ticket's you wanna sell?"
"I had 3 tickets already tonight and it's only 7pm."

by Diego July 12, 2003

thickit

a useless person,unable to grasp the concept of anything but at the same time thinks he/she is right.you are a thickit.to be a thickit.well done you are a master of thickitry.

thickit> oh i cant believe it,i've fucked up again! educated person> you useless fuckin THICKIT,please fuck off out of my sight before you balls anything else up!

by paul goody July 11, 2006