"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010
Get the The Hawking Testmug. by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022
Get the low testmug. The act of attempting to lift a member of the opposite sex to check for sexual compatibility ie "If you can't lift it, you can't shift it".
by El burno July 31, 2009
Get the The lift testmug. The rush of people who go to hand in their tests (which they've all finished) after someone else hand theirs in, in a fear of being the first to finish it.
Guy 1: Were you in English today? There was this huge test rush when I went to pass my exam in.
Guy 2: Yeah, that was so funny!
Guy 2: Yeah, that was so funny!
by offulspellir92 May 12, 2009
Get the test rushmug. "Inkblot tests", but not always with inkblots. They evalutate psychological health and such inaccurately, but are good enough to determine if someone has a serious problem.
T: What does this look like?
D: Dead people
T: And this?
D: Two guys hanging from trees, barfing blood.
T: And this one? *cringes*
D: It looks like you, but with blood everywhere around you.
D: Dead people
T: And this?
D: Two guys hanging from trees, barfing blood.
T: And this one? *cringes*
D: It looks like you, but with blood everywhere around you.
by DLG June 29, 2003
Get the Rorschach testmug. A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.
Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!
by T-Rex Jedi October 31, 2012
Get the Fap testmug. Slut testing is the act of a male envisioning a newly encountered female in a hardcore porn of his choosing, in his mind. If the outcome of the experience is "Yeah she'd totally do that", then you have a slut. If not, you can bring her home to mom.
I saw this librarian today who I thought could be a total slut, but wasn't sure. So I gave her the slut test and I can just tell she's a total slut.
by Headcircus December 17, 2010
Get the Slut Testmug.