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Meat Tank

Basically a buff man who takes exercising to its limits and engages in AoE like conversations with women all day long.

Also, "Meat" itself is just a placeholder for whatever may be happening at the moment.

In other words, if the Meat Tank is going to the bathroom, you can call him the Poop Tank. If he is eating a muffin, feel free to call him the Muffin Tank. Honestly the skies the limit here.

Above everything else, though, the Meat Tank is known for his aggressive friendliness and overall niceness.
"Yeah man, I did P90X the other day and I gotta say, it felt like that 12-mile marathon I did last night. Ha ha sure, I'll meet up with you at the gym later. Nah, of course I have nothing else to do."

"Yeah man, the other day I was trying to move my 500-pound refrigerator and the Meat Tank helped me out. Still can't believe he decided to walk all the way to my house with it though."
by Anonymous 98765432189 April 29, 2010
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tank drapes

large women labia

(first coined by the Frosty, Heidi & Frank radio show)
your girls is big man! she ain't got cat flaps, shes got the tank drapes!
by Taylor Robbins October 7, 2009
mugGet the tank drapesmug.

wank tank

When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed
Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet
by rachael July 22, 2004
mugGet the wank tankmug.

mammoth tank

From the Command and Conquer series, the Mammoth Tank is the strongest ground vehicle GDI has to offer, at least when talking about the first Command and Conquer (Tiberium Dawn) and Renegade.

Mammoth Tanks are a hidden usable vehicle in the sequel to Command and Conquer, Tiberian Sun, but are usurped in hitting power by the Mammoth Mk. II. The Mammoth Tank has also appeared in the Red Alert series, called the Apocalypse in Red Alert II.

The Mammoth Tank has two giant cannons and surface to air missiles to defend itself with. If the tank existed in real life it'd be larger than any other current tank fielded, and too wide to be used in urban combat (it COULD fit on a highway, but not on the streets). Mammoth Tanks are also infamous for their ability to repair themselves back to half strength.
Word of advice. If you're playng Renegade and you see a Mammoth Tank coming... RUN.
by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 23, 2004
mugGet the mammoth tankmug.

Wet Tank

aight jonny g im going to jump in the old wet tank to get clean
by rezzbear November 20, 2010
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Septic Tank

1-A large tank used within waste disposal and sewerage cleansing.
2-In cockney rhyming slang, a yank.
Those stupid septic tanks have just re-elected George Dubya Bush! Bang goes peace! More terrorism activities will happen now, this enacted by the yanks on Iran or Syria!
by JT December 4, 2004
mugGet the Septic Tankmug.

Timmy Tank

John has just gone for a timmy tank.
by AdSt March 15, 2010
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