Toast Man

Retarded Racist discord and reddit user from east Poland who lives in west Poland.
he has two beautiful daughters, Christine and Adama

"I fucking hate Toast Man he's a racist retard"
"kill yourself you nigger"

by Tit sucker January 20, 2024

toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise

(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared

by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024

toast p p'ed

hurting yourself in any way that results in injury.

I fell down the stairs and got toast p p'ed

by taty2 face zombie March 28, 2025

Toast fucking

Where you fuck, or get fucked, with toast

Did you see that new Nina Bedford show last night about toast fucking?

by SirDeimos January 27, 2026

Do Mo Toast

When you have nothing left to eat after a night of drinking you pop in two slices of bread in the toaster. After that you are still hungry .

I was starving for food after the bar so I made some toast. I was still hungry after that so I Do Mo Toast after dat.

by will bitten August 19, 2017

Moony Toast

A nice breakfast to make your Doc-Martens-wearing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, 70s-music-listening, Taylor-Swift-stanning, probably-queer friend.

It's a type of breakfast that Remus Lupin, a member of the Marauders (from Harry Potter) makes for himself at Hogwarts in the extremely popular All the young dudes fanfic by the brilliant MsKingBean89 on AO3.

It consists of a crunchy piece of toast that is divided in four equal pieces. On each of the four pieces there is a different breakfast spread; marmalade, jam, lemon curd and butter.

Person A: I feel like eating a magical, gay wizard breakfast today.
Person B: Moony toast today, then.

by wolfstar's child indeed April 3, 2022

Truth or toast

A party game. It's truth or dare, except the dare is always taking a bite of a nasty piece of toast.

We decided to play truth or toast. Tobias almost threw up after choosing the toast.

by Wutermelen October 25, 2012