tit cruncher

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Tit Theory

'the tit-theory' states that when a male or females mammary glands are disturbed instant gratification is received by both the clutched and the touched, leading to the muscles on both ends of the mouth to flex uncontrollably.

even the hardest nigga on the block will react 'happily' even when he says 'he going to shoot you', when you apply the tit theory on him.

by Qaxoohit October 3, 2009

tit taken

It is the same as a cock block but with girls. (n) When another girl prevents you from hooking up with a guy you had interest in.

Things were going really well until Julia was tit taken with my guy.

by Kalie Hamil March 4, 2010

Tit Grease

The radioactive mixture of sweat, oil, grease, and other nasty things that are located under a woman's breasts after a long day of not showering.

Damn man, sat bitch got some tasty-ass TIT GREASE!

by tha ginjanooga April 13, 2011

Tit Acne

also known as "TA", Tit Acne is when a female developes an acute case of acne (or zits) on the breast area.

Damn Amanda, you better do somethin about that tit acne before Brian dumps your ass.

by Bonanza88 June 20, 2008

tit smoked

To get burned or insulted completely that the person that insulted can say that they just smoked your tits.

Zach: There are so many guys in here that it is like a sausge fest and a half

Fuzzy: Ha Ha Zach you're the half

Zach: Oh man

Fuzzy: You just got tit smoked

by Fuzzy Bizz September 8, 2007

tit licker

one who licks tit; most likly a chicks tit

i want you to be my tit licker

by Urban Dictionary April 16, 2003